Snerk

I've been painfully combing through Google in search of a fun, creative way to word the invitations. You know, in lieu of the traditional "Mr and Mr blah blah present Ms. blah blah blah blah..." In any case, this search has not exactly been fruitful, but I have stumbled upon this idea for the Response Card:

__ Gladly attend
__ Regretfully decline
__ Regretfully attend
__ Enthusiastically decline
__ Will decline to respond but ultimately attend
__ Think you are just trying to wrest a gift out of me
__ Other__________________________

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